George Salami

George Salami is a resident living in Betwixt. He is dismissive of any threat posed by The Glitch, believing that it should be left alone unless it begins to cause harm.

In the prologue, when helping Lenny get back into his house as Conrad, the Player must to go to George to complete the task.

If Gus talks to him after the town meeting, then George will give him one of five sandwiches, which can be either The Original, The Sadwich, The Spicywich, The Fishwich, or The Primewich.